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The 4 Things Your Hen Party Won’t Be Perfect Without

Hen Party   /   Dec 15th, 2017   /   0 COMMENTS   /  A+ | a-

 

It's the last night of freedom before the bride commits to a life of picking up rogue socks from the bedroom floor and wondering why five years after getting married their closest companion in the world takes 4 x AA batteries. Organising a perfect hen do is your duty as bridesmaid, you’re not doing this for the giggles, it’s a rite of passage into a world of mother in-laws and squabbling over the duvet all facilitated through the medium of an awesome hen party.

It’s time to prove yourself as a true friend, not just one of those Facebook friends we all have just to make up the numbers. It’s time for you to organise a blinding send off for the bride you love, and will have a much more impressive dress than you on her big day. What four things go into a perfect hen party?


1. Dares and Forefeits

Dares at a hen party have to really go beyond reasonable. They have to be the kind of dares that make people reevaluate their friendships and/or get your name put on some kind of register. Wearing a random bloke’s boxer shorts just won’t cut it, you at least need to be wearing them on your head whilst telling random strangers you’re a cola bottle.

2. Inflatable Boyfriends

There isn’t a single person on this earth that can drink a full Mojito through a willy straw without giggling and unceremoniously spraying said drink over approximately everybody at the party. Sharing is indeed caring, and willy straws are almost compulsory at a hen party.

When Jessica goes to work on the following Monday with a black eye sustained by taking a direct hit to the face from a fully erect blow up willy, you'll know it’s been a good one. She probably won’t tell her boss what really happened, until she’s outed on Facebook by being tagged in a video elegantly captioned “cock in the eye”.

3. Inexcusably Hot Men

No, not that guy from work who you think is fit just because he doesn't scratch his bum in public and occasionally offers you a Malteaser - really hot men whose abs look like a draining board and have a belly button only suitable for eating jelly out of.

Hiring one or a few butlers means having hot men on demand, serving you assorted cocktails that make you forget your surname, and the reason why you ended the night in police custody.

4. Regrettable Selfies

Hen nights before camera phones and Instagram could be safely packed away in the memories of those who were there. No such luxury exists in this day and age and it's fairly likely that when you review your selfies the morning after, you may have presented yourself in a not so favourable light.

When your boss (who you cleverly chose to tag after your fifth Jaegerbomb) sees the picture of you dancing on a table with a less than glamourous boob hanging out of your top, you may have some explaining to do.

At Butler Bookings, we can't tell your husband to pick his dirty socks up, nor can we be a character witness when you appear in court but what we can do is provide some of the most handsome, fun-to-be-with, best-bodied lads that will make a hen night one to remember.

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Anonymous

Laurence was very professional and made sure everyone was at ease. He was a lot of fun and got everyone amped up for our day on the boat!

Anonymous

Amazing!! Our butler was funny and fit as well as being a really good sport! We has a great time and would thoroughly recommend!!!!

Linzi W

Both amazing...loved the games!! We all got really drunk and had such a laugh...thank you :)

Mollie H

Amazing service, the bride loved her hen party. Thank you Mollie

Natalie

We had a fantastic evening with your butlers, this service will definitely be recommended thanks for your time and service we really enjoyed it. Thanks Natalie

Anonymous

Jake and Clint came to our villa for a hen party of 21 and they done a fantastic job, we laughed from start to finish and couldn’t have asked for more fun and games. Well done guys 😁 couldn’t recommend enough. Thanks guys, love nikki x

Katie

The butlers were amazing, they did not let our drinks go dry and kept everyone entertained,, didnt really know what to expect when booking but i highly recommend for a hen party the games were hilarious

Anonymous

Andy was a fantastic addition to my sister's hen party. He was easy to communicate with before hand, helped us keep the activity a secret and made our group (all at different stages in life) feel totally relaxed and comfortable throughout. I would definitely recommend using Butler Bookings!

Sophie W

Absolutely fantastic!! Chatty and friendly, got the party started and made sure everyone was included. Also incredibly hot!!

Anonymous

Tyrone could not have been more of a laugh. Exactly what you need for a hen do. Nice one!

Zoe

Absolutely brilliant! John was friendly, everyone loved him and had a great time.

Lauren H

Freddie was really good at starting the party vibes. Bride was very happy and he wasn’t forceful with anything (respectful with people that didn’t want to take part). He asked if everyone was comfortable, helped serve drinks. Very happy!

Karen S

Liam attended our hen party on Friday evening and it was a fantastic success! Liam got everyone involved (even our 81 year old nan). Everyone thoroughly enjoyed it, thanks Liam for a great night!

Rachel J

Great evening, he kept us all entertained, very sexy , he certainly put a smile on all our faces , thank you

Rebecca

We had a great time with our butler. I was a bit aprehensive to book at first as it was for my sister's hen with older family members there, but John was great at included everyone and making sure we all had fun. It was a great way to start our hen break and get all the hens mixing and having fun. Thanks John.

Anonymous

Freddie was great! He cracked on with games and made everyone chuckle

Patricia O

What an experience..john was amazing from start to finish. We didn't know what to expect but he made it brilliant and made our friend James's birthday.. The games he gave us to play were fun ... Would definitely recommend and book again. Thank you so much...

Lydia I

Really great surprise for our bride on her hen party! The butlers served us drinks and also played lots of games with us. They were both really nice and friendly and also so funny, made us all feel very comfortable and we all had so much fun!

Hannah B

Lee was fantastic and really made our night!

Steph

Our butler John was so lovely! Great games, so funny and a lovely guy! Everyone had a great time!

Anonymous

Had a lot of fun with our butler and the girls had a great time! He made loads of effort to entertain and give our bride to be a memorable night! Thanks!

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